Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...