Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...