Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...