Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...