A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...