Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...