Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....