Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...