Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...