Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...