Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...