How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...