Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...