Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...