Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...