Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...