Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...