El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...