Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...