One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...