Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...