New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...