Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...