Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...