Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...