Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...