One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...