Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...