‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...