Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...