The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!