Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...