I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...