Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.