If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket