Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...