Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...