The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...