Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...