Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...