Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...