More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...