Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...