New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...