Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...