Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...