A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...