Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...