The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...