Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...